h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Five, four, three, two, one...

*The watermelon rolls from under the table. For a few seconds nothing happens, and then it explodes, sending pulp and watermelon seeds all over the place*

*crawls out and eats a bit of the noble watermelon's remains....

Traveller in Time bathing suit in his hand
"Water melon, is there also a diving board in this pool?"

(picks small pieces of watermelon out of hair)
whats been going on here?
i would've read the blog but my computer wouldnt let me

*takes advantage of Lampost's rash move and bombs him with clementines*

*in answer to little bit mad's question*


FRUIT WAR!!!!!

*bombs him with clementines*

Yummy!!! *pounces*

oh good!

can we extend this fight to & ?

*walks in, blinks*

Ok then..............ah what the hell

*launches a full bluberry assault on travaller*

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

YAY!!!!

Traveller in Time managed to put on his bathing suit, looks remarkably like a diving costume.. gone
"Prepare for this! "
He grabs a tommy and fires a few rounds

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*has apple bits all over her* What a day...won't anyone ever think of the lamposts?

nope!

sends more waves of & in the direction of Lampost

*pulls out a sub-machine-gun and loads it with and *

*Walks in*

Hello, what's happ . . .

*gets hit on the head by a salad*

That's it!

*pulls out tomato machine-gun and fires randomly*

*almost unnoticed, another watermelon rolls from under the table...*

Arrrgggghhhh!

*runs behind a desk*

I never knew there was a desk in here.

*all the pieces of furniture in the room get in a circle and start dancing*




Hey!!! Where did my table go! Come back here!

*starts firing berries all around; one of them hits the watermelon, and it explodes*

Watermelon seeds! Hide, hide!!!

*tries to pull a chair from the circle, gets kicked in the shin and falls down*

Help! I'm still under the desk!