h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you say so...

Great the Thingite founder is the only chap subscribed to this proud groups page.

Is that a compliment?

Perhaps,... if you're Thingite.

I was thinking along the lines of

-lazy thingites.

-thursdayites who are proud for a reason.

No, what I said was more about irony and sarcasm.

Very clever for someone who posts to the Boris Johnson thread to talk about the "Torries"...

Uh-huh.
I’m glad my sheer and absolute cretinism amuses you.

You just seemed to be amused for some reason, and since you also seemed to be pro-Thing I thought I'd poke fun at you.

I'm not too keen on the Torries to be honest...

Yes, I'm really an undercover operative for the Thingites that simply joined the No-Thing society in order to subvert it's cause... Successfully.

Shouldn't you have just said "aw nuts, I told them. Now I have to make a new account..." ?

Not really, I poisoned them all, they’re dead, they’re all dead and so now are you… Mwahahahahhaha.

No I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Please don't simply insist that I'm dead - I've been down to the 24 hour supermarket and I got served...

Well there's conclusive proof, as if I needed any, you are quite conclusively a brain-sucking zombie and as such were duly served by the living-dead that make up supermarket staff.

"Conclusive proof"?

Why am I sitting here writing if I'm a zombie? Am I trying to steal people's brains over the internet?

'Shouldn't you have just said "aw nuts, I told them. Now I have to make a new account..." ?'
Eh?
You are more cunning than the average zombie, so logically I must surmise that you were part of secret government research programme into breeding a fox-geek hybrid, the fox DNA providing you with inherent cunning and the geek genome provided you with a genetic memory of Star Trek science thus allowing you to create the Cephalous Transfer Unit which you use to gather brains of innocents with impunity over the internet.

"Just said" as in just posted - that is to say that now you've given the game away you may as well give up, as we will know who you are...

Pseudoscientists, eat your hearts out...

Zombies don't exist anyway, but I let you get away with that.

Now what are you on about??? A load of make-believe theories???

*Roll of the eyes*