A Conversation for The Lair of the No-Thing's
state of emergency!
creachy Started conversation Oct 2, 2003
the derrrrty Thingites have issued a contract to the H2G2 Assassins guild offering a substantial reward for the death of Thor!!
we all no that no mortal fool can kill Thor himself but those ingenious assassins have come up with a plan.
it is of course belief that enables a God to exist. so the assassins are killing worshippers of Thor and destroying his temples with the aim of wiping all memory of Thor from existence. Thus there will be no Thursday, no No-Things and only 6 days to the week
some of us may not come home from this battle. some of us may never be the same again. but as sworn worshippers of Thor and enemies of the Thingites it is our duty to take up arms.
we must protect the worshippers and the temples! we must stop the assassins! LONG LIVE THOR
!
state of emergency!
Vip Posted Oct 2, 2003
All, I see the teachings of Terry Pratchett (Small Gods) rings true here.
*chuckles*
Do I have to believe in Thor now, or what?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2003
hay...
a allow most contracts...
the one which you speek of was commisiond by clive....
anyway its just a plot it will end in a war between thing house and the house of gods i think.... the assassins take there on side at this very moment we have been hired my spook to fight against the thingites... it matters not to me what the views behind the contracts are money is money
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creachy Posted Oct 3, 2003
a war? between the house of Thing and the house of Gods? i am the only member of HoG so far i haven't even built a dormitory cos i have no need yet!
i am officially God of the Dead though
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2003
welll i did asign someone to your house but thay dident turn up
and theres noone in thing house it is as yet empty....
well apart from atari... but hes hardly a problem
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 12, 2003
and now thanks to phenom... there is always the contract on the high ranking thingites and clive.... 
*realises her loyalties can be bought and payed for*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 12, 2003
well it dosent bother me...
maybe it should but it dosent
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creachy Posted Oct 12, 2003
could tear the inquisition apart with any luck
have you got the new pratchett book 'Monstrous Regiment' yet?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 12, 2003
not yet...
i will get it though....
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creachy Posted Oct 12, 2003
i got it
and 'the Wee Free Men' starring the Mac Nac Feegle clan
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- 1: creachy (Oct 2, 2003)
- 2: Vip (Oct 2, 2003)
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- 5: creachy (Oct 3, 2003)
- 6: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 3, 2003)
- 7: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 12, 2003)
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