A Conversation for U.I.I. Retribution

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Post 1

Aries (ACE + Badger)

This is the control deck of the Retribution, it is set out in a typical Star Trek layout. Computer banks line 3 of the walls and the fourth is an enormous screen showing a nearby star.


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Post 2

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*the air rips aside as HDS, through means undisclosed, appears on the bridge. HDS runs his hands over the control panal nearest him and mutters: "okodagrams, hmph" then wanders off in such a way as to make it look like he belongs there*


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Post 3

Aries (ACE)

*watches HDS go and then mutters okodagrams? under his breath*

Presses a few buttons and speaks into microphone


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Post 4

Aries (ACE)

*Awaits companions while sitting in the captains chair*


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Post 5

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*arives*


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Post 6

Aries (ACE)

Thank you for joining me, I had the replicators whip this up for you

*holds out a 5-inch cube with the name Tijerius written on it*

It's not the real one, but it could act as a decoy should we have to run. Just wanted you to know this option exists before bargaining with 'them'. I don't know what's wrong with them but something is making me doubt their intentions.


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Post 7

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well most of the things i offered them are illegal and i haven't gotten rid of them yet...

as for the force suppressant its actually water but he wont know that for some time... i hope
i do have suppressant... i just don't think there the right people to give it to

even a person like myself needs to have something to barter with


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Post 8

Aries (ACE)

Shall I hold on to this anyway? It's an exact replica of the original, I have one of my own, for legal reasons of course. I just copied the schematic.


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Post 9

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

one of your own?
don't tell me i have two exslaves as apprentices...

you and I shall speak latter,
right now i have negotiations to continue
smiley - smiley

*leaves*


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Post 10

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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Post 11

Aries (ACE)

< maybe so, but I do need it for all kind of things, planet incineration for example, as for the people, most are on shore-leave >


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Post 12

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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Post 13

Aries (ACE)

< my ship has also been in the Terranic Army, where planet incineration is quite legal and very acceptable >


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Post 14

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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Post 15

Aries (ACE)

< Ah, But I can't, see this ship was created with my other profile, when I lost access to that profile I also lost the ability to edit the page >


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Post 16

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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Post 17

Aries (ACE)

< I may do but there is a lot I haven't got around to doing [Life long membership of the Procrastinators Society]>


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Post 18

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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Post 19

Aries (ACE)

< I joined when they had just two members, not the h2g2 Royal Procrastinators, the original one >


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Post 20

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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