A Conversation for The Red Dwarf A/R Suite

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Post 1

[...]

*Cat plops EE in a room where the headsets are attached...*

Little help?

HOLLY: Put the headset on her...

*Puts EE onto a bed-shaped and puts a red virtual reality like helmet on her head as opposed to the Darth Vader like ones for the Rimmer Experience or the glorified bicycle helmets of BTL*

HOLLY: Put the Gumshoe disc i--

Hehy, hey, hey! I know what to do!

Puts a game disc in and loads it.

* >>> EE transfers (in her mind) to the game Cat loaded: Jane Austin World >>> *


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Post 2

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

so what actualy has happend....
apart from thamian....


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Post 3

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It doesn't make sense!

I only brought her down here to fix her so that I don't have to fight my natural urges. Stop her from looking like a cat!

*whips mirror out and grins*

*Looks from EE's newest form to mirror*

Who'm I kidding? She ain't got a patch on you!

*continues gazing it mirror!*


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Post 4

[...]

< 'at' mirror... >


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Post 5

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks in*
Cat, whats going on here?


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Post 6

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I'm looking at a most gorgeous creature... *looks into mirror*


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Post 7

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Ok, thats a matter of opinion, but why is EE in the AR suite?


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Post 8

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Baldie did it.


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Post 9

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Aha, so the pompous bald git did it, but why did he do it?


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Post 10

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Change her back obviously....

< Wanna bet Thamian has a back-up generator for that anti-hologram field of his, eh? At least he can't use his holomines... >


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Post 11

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

And why does she need to change back and from what?


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Post 12

[...]

*Holly puts a black box recording of EE's numerous body changes that happened on the Bridge...*


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Post 13

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


So, when is she gonna be fixed?


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Post 14

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< I would be able to explain Gunmen of the Apocalypse if I was still Kryten! >


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Post 15

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


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Post 16

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< Meh... I'll loophole myself when need arises! Get Holly to explain it!>


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Post 17

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< The EE situation, not my BHPU that is! >


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Post 18

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

smiley - ok
So when will 'this' madness end?


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Post 19

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HOLLY: She'll have to create a dove program to defeat her virus...

You can watch how she does by going into the game...


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Post 20

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Fine.
*stands straight*
Key me in to her program holly.


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