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pens and other requirements
Boots Started conversation Apr 10, 2003
Have always found that whacking the customer in front of you over the head with a large loofa whilst shouting 'he's nicked you pen!' has the desired effect. You often get to queue jump and few notice the disappearance of any remaining counter pens into your pocket. Lighting up a cigarette in a non smoking shop is another good ploy and asking someone for a light then taking it before you hit the customer in front of you ensures a supply of both pens and lighters.
Lovely piece.
Take care
Boots
pens and other requirements
Post Team Posted Apr 10, 2003
Ahhhhh... ~big grin~... this sort of nicely goes with the previous question of where do all the pens go... ~bigger grin~ Now the only thing me has to do is to begin using loofa's... ~Greebo shudders at the thought of bathing~... and begin to smoke... ~Greebo shudders again at the thought of smoking~...
~wink~... but whatever the merits of your ploys... me thinks me now knows who the ROM of lighters and pens is... hmmmmm.... stand up and take a bow me thinks... ~huggle~
Greebs..xx
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