h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Imperial Fleet blocks the energy from the World Ships and returns the fire, then jumps behind a Shield Ship*

Ok 515 you want the not so superwepon try this

*The Shadow Cutter lops off 515's starboard engine*

there's more where that came from

*The world ship's dovin basals absorb most of the enemy fire, the rest doing cosmetic damage, it then returns fire agains tthe imperial fleet and the ISD*

*Repair mechs move to reattach the engine as the Olympus moves between the WS9 and the shield ship. The Olympus fires a salvo of tri-cobalt torpedos, droping WS9's shields, and disableing most of the primary systems, including engines, weapons, and life support.

Bugger

Secondary systems online now

*Limps off to World ship to make repairs

mutter.....mutter.......ing goody two shoes.......mutter......mutter

Jade: *swears* 242, throw them a volley.

242: Yes m'm.

*a streak of red coloured lazer emits from the tip of the shit and strikes the world ship on the aft side*

$hit?

The Olympus fires at WS9 as it limps off.

*Fires an asteroid across the nose of the Olympus*

You've p****d me off now, next time the asteroid will go UP your nose

*Docks with the World ship*

Get that little git

*Repair organisms swarm over the hull of the WS9 as the fire from Jade's ship does NOT strike the World Ship but is blocked by the dovin basals. The Plasma and Volcano cannons shoot a whole h#ll of a lot at Jade's and B9nr's ships*

The fire hit the Olympus' shielding, doing little dammage, as it fire salvo after salvo at the world ship. The mechs have finished reattaching the starboard engine and the not-quite wing of death gliders moves towards the world ship.

Thank you Your Supremeness, it'll give me time to plot my revenge

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*a large ship comes out of hyper drive and instantly cloaks. the trace signal before it cloaked indicates a large Go'auld attack vessel. maybe they are here to merely monitor the situation around the Planet Helska which was once owned by the mighty Shal'pek keeper of the dark and unruly.*

*The fire from the Olympus is blocked around the White Star 9 though damage is taken in other sectors. The World Ship returns fire as a massive swarm of grutchins flies up to intercept the enemy fighters*

*The Imperial Fleet returns fire on the World Ship, deploys its fighters and bombers and then jumps behind another Shield Ship*

Thank you Your Supremeness

*There repairs are complete on the White Star, she leaves the World Ship and rejoins the battle by fireing the Beam Cannon at the Olympus, puncturing the shields*

HA!!!!!

*The Retribution ( A1023238 ) falls out of hyperdrive and finds itself in the middle of a battlefield*

*The World Ship unleashes a massive salvo of 1 million+ plasma and 1 million+ volcano cannons at the Retribution as the grutchins close on the enemy fighters*

*jumps into hyperdrive again narrowly avoiding getting hit*

The fighters manuver around the grutchins, blasting some of them into oblivion. The Olympus continues fire.

*reappears and begins firing photon torpedos at the World Ship*