h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Computer recognises danger and so fires at the WS9's docking clamp, shoots through the web, and takes off at top speed*

Continuity Error

I'm still in the World Ship Interrogating Aries in my brig

Some of the mechs are destroyed, the remainder unleash hell onto the world ship while the Olympus blocks the transports exit and begins to open fire on it in an attempt to force it's shields down.

Note: My ship does have a computer with an AI. It made the above decision completely free of my influence

Ah ok

the transport is already gone.

*The Imperial fleet's attack does damage, but no where near enough. The world ship keeps on shooting at the enemies as the Skips sweep in on the flanks of the group that had attempted to block the transport.*

Thank Supreme Overlord

I have now captured some enemies. I have been torturing them with Richard Whitely Jokes, Party Political Broadcasts, Mind numbing adverts, Soaps, Docudramas, Pop quizes and Make-over tv programmes.

katrine

that's some good torture, you should consider traing some of our shapers to torture people like that!

The remaining gliders in space move on the skips while the mechs continue fire from inside the world ship.

How did you get mechs inside my World Ship?

*The Skips break formation and swarm the enemy fighters as the World Ship shoots all its guns at the enemy*

I know Commander Shai likes to torture people the old fashioned way, the rack is good for the back, I promised to show him an effective back cure

there are still a few lft over from when they clung onto the Retribution somewhere around post 205-215.

The gliders blast away at the approaching skips, breaking formation.

It fails to explain how they got in

*From around the corner, several hundred hungry grutchins fill the hallway and start to eat the mechs and their pilots*

*The Skips break into wing pairs and form little tri-angles on the enemy fighters, keeping their dovin basals well balanced between flight and defence and pouring volcano and plasma cannon fire onto them*

*The surving Imperial fighters, numbering now at about 25 (out of 72), form into a squadron and plow through the fighter melee in a tight formation, all guns blazing*

Any chance of giving the Volcano and Plasma cannons a rest, talk about overkill they're in virtually every post now, find a new wepon can't you

*fires the Superlaser, overloading Basals and cutting large segments out of the World Ship*

I'll alow that this time, but never again!

*The superlaser does heavy damage, but by no means enough to destroy the whole of the massive ship. The World Ship releases a swarm of grutchins which fly up to Ralph's super star destoryer and land on the shields. They eat through the shields, then the armom, and then they eat the superlaser*

sorry, thought the WS9 and Retribution went inside the world ship. read it wrong.

The Olympus fires at WS9.

*WS9 fires back*

You are a cad Sir, take that

Yes Supreme Overlord I have started to train the Shapers in my unique torture techniques.

kat