h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh be quiet *shoots back at WS9 as lasers splash harmlessly off shielding*

Sorry been watching too many Merchant/Ivory films

*Fires a missile at the Olympus just for the sheer hell of it*

*The World SHip fires all its guns at the Olympus*

I fire smoke bombs and stink bombs at the Olympus.

kat

The smoke and stink bombs imidiately idsipate in the vacume of space as Reefgirls missle for the hell of it is shot down by the Olympus' point defence lasers. Fire from the world ship hits the Olympus hard forcing it into a roll and damaging shielding. The Olympus returns fire at the world ship and WS9.

*before the Grutchins of several posts ago even manage to nibble through part of the immense shielding, they are blown to pieces by turbolasers and TIEs*

Surrender and prepare to be boarded Olympus

*The fire from the Olumpus is somewhat absorbed by the dovin basals, but as they get tired they get less effective. Many shots hit the hull and in a few already pummeled locations, breach it. The World Ship returns fire*

*the huge bulk of the Thunderfist blots out the sun as it harmlessly absorbs fire meant for the Olympus. Ion cannons scramble the control systems of Reefgirls ship, sending it careening towards the Worldship*

*After some expletives and a boot in the mainframe the computer starts to unscramble the control systems*

Look out down below

*Fires a web missile to catch the White Star as it falls*

*puts a tractor beam on the missile*

*Which is covered in stealth material so the beam bounces off*

HA!!!!!

Surrender, shurly you must be joking. I'm just starting to win.

*unleashes hell onto the WS9*

*Dodges the hell coming her way and opens a jump point and scarpers again*

Chicken
*concentrates hell on the world ship.*

Well this calls for drastic action, Terry Wogan and 48 hours of transmissions of continuous broadcasts of Eurovision contests beamed at the Olympius Ship.



katrine

*Jump point open behind the Olympus*

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

*Fires a missile at the Olympus*

*activates signal jammers*

Only a missle? Come on, the WS9 has to have more than that.

*Olympus point defence lasers shoot out the missle and then fires a salvo of missles back.*

Ok

*fires up the Shadow cutter and cuts of the starboard engine of the Olympus*

That any better

*Twirls round in his seat* So, Jedi Girl, you serve the Yuuzhan Vong. *Shoots her through the glass tube.*
Jedi Girl is my navigator, and when doing her duty is inside a big glass tube on the bridge of the Outlaw Star