h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Cone theory - A1015101
Author: Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone - U224025

hows this for a theory

I think a single cone is sort of like an exclamation mark, like one of theose road signs in a red triangle ! When I see one, I just raise my eye-brows and try to ejaculate some sort of surprise, as the sign apparently implores me to do.

more like makes you want to kick yourself in the nuts cuz somones doing road works and the entire road is going to be going at 2 miles an hour

Short and lacking in the punctuation department.

Suggesting a move.
N

I'll second on grounds of age despite the fact that it prompted a classic Trout remark. And despite that I love the idea that since a single cone can't delineate a specific area it must indicate that the whole universe is coned off.

nadia, who posts in the Minesweeping thread - nominator or seconder or whoever gets there first?

Hey Waz. There's some fascinating stuff in these old threads!

We've been going with seconder so far. Less likely to have pieces falling through the cracks, in theory.

N

A nostalgia trip.

That's the way we used to work it too. That's me then.

Waz, (off to find the page.)