h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders into the room*

*says in an evil voice* Hello professors.. It's nice to see all of you in one place.. This saves me work. *you notice her eyes are red*

*runs in*

LILY! YOU TRICKED ME!!!

Gharadater!

*Lily is circled by a glowing ball of yellow light, which cannot be moved through*

*scoffs at Atari and at the yellow ball*

Sheitisly

*A red ball of glowing energy appears and counteracts the yellow one*

Youwls Keyout Yoruwslk

*A portal to Hell is opened, and all the ghosts in the area are sucked toward it*

*panics*

Hedsilium!

*Lily is thrown to the floor and held there, she can't move*

Phth! Why are the forces of good so quick to declare an emergency in a simple case of demonic possession?

*Points his staff at Atari and Lily, encircles them both with beams of black light, and attempts the draw the demons out.*

*demon takes hold*

GAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*walks into the room* What's going on?

*Mystrunner rises up from behind Lily, homemade cosh coming soundly down on her head, certain to cause a good bruise and instant unconciousness.*

PROFESSOR! What are you doing?!

*backs into a good fighting position*

Quelerious!

Is surronded by a ball of impenetrable, blinding light*

I'm trying to exorcise these damn s. Thanks, Mystrunner, that'll make it easier to extract the one in Lily.

*The demon inside Lily seems to flash into view for a second before vanishing again. The beam of black light heading to Atari switches to a beam of pure, oppresive darkness to absorb the light.*

*tries to move, but is trapped by two spells*

Nerutis Opelsitus gersoman *a portal to Hell appears beneathe her and she drops through the floor*

*Closes the portal to Hell.*
Well, that was easy. now for you, 'Atari'. *Opens a portal to Qu'or-Thoth directly beneath 'Atari's' feet.*

*A portal to Hell opens up about 25 feet behind Hussassan and Lily emerges*

*she sneaks around behind Hussassan and places her white hot hands on his bare skin of his face around his eyes*

*blocks spells*

*opens portal to hell*

*demons pour out*

Hmm I dont nkow whom to defend or whom to attack.

Drat. I hate having to do this...

*Mystrunner's form seems to shrink, and then suddenly swells, his black robes ripped to shreds by brilliant rays of pure, white light. Enourmous wings spread from his back, and beat the air, sending rouge currents spreading throughout the room. His white hair flies about his glowing face.*

~Right. To work...~

*Mystrunner walks forward, and falls to the ground, unable to really move well due to the wingspan.*

~Drat. Hold on, hold on...~

*The wings disappear.*

~Ok, then. NOW, to work.*

*Mystrunner's hands graps Lily's shoulders, as his holy aura envelops her.*

This is why I chose to be a were

At times I am a fully-fledged , but that wouldn't really fit into my character here.

*Recovers from Lily's attack.*
Everyone on my side (that includes you, Craxus) get outta the way!
Nethlek-Pargon-Redgormor-Pargon-Pargon-Xel'lototh-Pargon. *Numerous beams of green light shoot out from beneath Hussassan's feet and hit all the demons as well as anyone standing too close, damaging their bodies and dealing grievous blows to their sanities.*

*Demons fade*

Bracalicum!
*an exploding banana hits Aries*