A Conversation for telephone books

telephone books

Post 1

Quentin Lacerda

I think you forgot that the telephone book can be a very leathal weapon in the right hands, you can throw it at people or use it as a shield in hand-to-hand combat. But maybe that's not so common...
My favourite use for the telephone book is however that you can actually grow mushrooms on it, but this takes practice.
I have a telephone book on cd-ROM, but i am still to making things grow on it. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.


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Post 2

kat

really??????


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Post 3

Quentin Lacerda

Oh yes, CD-ROMs are the media of the future, but you can't make things grow on them.
And of course there's a lot of martial arts which base themselves on the Ten Ways to Kill a Person With a Compact Disc, including the massive monks of Monte Carlo.
Just remember; you didn't get it from me.


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