telephone books
Created | Updated Mar 29, 2002
Ahhh the telephone book. Complete with yellow pages, white pages, and as many names as you can dream of. It is a heartwrenching love story, with mystery and romance.....GET REAL.
As much as we all use the telephone book it is pretty boring to read. Often times the telephone book is converted into many different uses other then what it was originally intended for:
1. Helping short people see over the wheel in small sports cars.
2. Finding famous phone #s such as: 867-5309, and making prank calls.
3. Throwing at your ex-boyfriend after you find out he's been cheating on you (usually followed by plates and table lamps).
4. Various around the house uses: doorstop, coster, extra plate, and dog chew toy.
5. Finally, for you extremely manly men, its been said that ripping telephone books into pieces will impress girls, but I would take that advice with a grain of salt.
As much as we all use the telephone book it is pretty boring to read. Often times the telephone book is converted into many different uses other then what it was originally intended for:
1. Helping short people see over the wheel in small sports cars.
2. Finding famous phone #s such as: 867-5309, and making prank calls.
3. Throwing at your ex-boyfriend after you find out he's been cheating on you (usually followed by plates and table lamps).
4. Various around the house uses: doorstop, coster, extra plate, and dog chew toy.
5. Finally, for you extremely manly men, its been said that ripping telephone books into pieces will impress girls, but I would take that advice with a grain of salt.
