Vogon Poetry Corner
Created | Updated Nov 7, 2005
This week we feature not one but two masterpieces from the annuls of the h2g2 Vogon Poetry Corner
Gooorblinkiem
by 2legs
Gooorblinkiem, eyes befall, maulantitanous was is, the door!
Gambish hair, the floor cover as it korwerbles,
Fllurbling the hall, cowering hair,
Its on the bathroom floor
I'll currandle the hair, lampash it to smitherakinies see it laugh now?
No, its tarashinized to zarliness, never hair no more,
Render the floor free of hair, mazmaculus in floor,
Hair no more as it was see if it doesn't
Thou art SO STINKY!
by Darth
Zaphod
Oh how wibledy is my hooberdie bobble
That wishes and washes like skrippy nusekopple
Nay, My fine Frappy feline moople dippies! Thou canst EVER dapipple my excrapilitious
farflecknoogle!
OOOH Great Waffle, of fair syrupie soup and crunchie toast nuggets...FIFFLE! FIFFLE! Thou
art SO STINKY!
