h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You almost had me with "Pavlov's Wife".
Then I realised it was a researcher name and not a short story title. But then it wouldn't be a short story would it; more like a shaggy dawg story I'd say.
sharing the planet with you,
,
~jwf~

One does what one can to add to the confusion without adding to the fat content.

I often miscontrue things on the first go round, like reading boxes and billboards...
then when I get around to actually construing things, my wife wants me to pick them up and put them in the trash.

another damned John and Yoko song covered by a garage band