h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Personally, Justin, I find it even more telling that you care so much about what people do in private. Frankly, I am inclined to lose my lunch over any sexual activity, a priori, but I grew out of wishing it were illegal before I left primary school.

I will always be aghast at the activities of married couples, but I choose to leave them to their own devices.

If you don't like the restrictions imposed by the BBC, why do you hang around this site so much? Why not go somewhere where they allow freedom of speech? Perhaps it is because you want to erect similar barriers around others when they go too far in using it?

And why do you consider the label 'pervophobic' offensive whilst accepting 'pervert' as a legitimate descriptor? Have you not heard of compromise? Your master certainly has.

I rather enjoy these illuminating little stories.

- Jordan