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Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Started conversation Jun 13, 1999
My surname is Cooke, nickname Cookie, derivative, Cookie Monster - can I, should I, sue?
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 16, 1999
My large lady friend isn't too fussed with Big Bird either
Cookie Monster
Hedgehog Posted Jun 26, 1999
I'm a Cookie Monster, too. Perhaps we should band together, otherwise we could become a persecuted minority (I certainly am in my house!). Should it come to the worst, we always share some crumbs of comfort.
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 27, 1999
What really worries me is the way cats avoid me whilst rats beep their horns and pigs ignore me whilst putting gloss on their eyebrows
Cookie Monster
RiffRaff Posted Jun 30, 1999
What worries _me_ is that Cookie Monster never actually eats
any of the cookies... he just breaks them up and throws them around.
It must be tough not to have an esophagus.
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 30, 1999
He, or is it she, can have part of my oesophagus, we spell it differently in NZ, if I can have part of the monster's money.
Cookie Monster
Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jun 30, 1999
COOKIE!!!
Yum yum yum *throws as many cookies into his mouth*
Hmm good cookies.
*returns to normal*
Why do I suddendly have a cross between yoda's and Cookie Monster's voice in my head?
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 30, 1999
Garibaldi you are everywhere - go back to work this instant you slacker. I don't care if the Cowboys won at the weekend. You still have to work
Cookie Monster
Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jun 30, 1999
It's the Chief of Security's Job to be everywhere. Can't have holigans run around the place.
*starts running around the place* WOHOO!!! the Cowboys finally won another game. YAH!!! WOHOO!!!
*settles down* Time for 20mins of work, then I go home for the day
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 30, 1999
Turns Garibaldi into a hologram. Places hologram in desk drawer. Shuts drawer.
Cookie Monster
Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jul 1, 1999
Oh you can be so cruel some times Looneytunes. 
I want my body back.
Cookie Monster
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 1, 1999
Gives Garibaldi back his body. Suddenly called away. Returns to see Miss Piggy's head attached to Garibaldi's head. Makes quiet discreet exit.
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- 1: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 13, 1999)
- 2: Capt. Amsterdam (Jun 15, 1999)
- 3: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 16, 1999)
- 4: Hedgehog (Jun 26, 1999)
- 5: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 27, 1999)
- 6: RiffRaff (Jun 30, 1999)
- 7: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 30, 1999)
- 8: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Jun 30, 1999)
- 9: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 30, 1999)
- 10: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Jun 30, 1999)
- 11: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 30, 1999)
- 12: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Jul 1, 1999)
- 13: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jul 1, 1999)
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