By the Book…Buy the Book! by Henry Letterbox
Created | Updated Aug 16, 2020
By the Book…Buy the Book!
Revelation 1:18, '… and I was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of death and of Hades.'
As a world class scribbler, (Letterbox Writes 2020 – available at all good pet stores) I have often been asked by really, really annoying people, " 'enry, apart from being a Rock God, Movie Star, and ace footy player, how do you write real proper?"
Firstly, an'’ this is a biggy: Never, ever, listen to any advice from authoring teachers, go on courses or read any tips on line; buy Letterbox Writes instead!
Secondly, don't bother with your gramma (mine's dead anyway so she's no help), don't worry about punctuatalising things proper, or spelling words right. People who read your drivel wont care anyway coz your'e great and any typos etc, you can pay some dim wit editor to spend hours correcting while you have a beer and a crumpet!
Easy bleedin' peasy this writing lark.
Ignore all those squiggly red and blue lines on your 'puter, don't know what they mean anyway….and don't care!!!
See that? The way I used loads of !!! thingies? Great if you need your readers to realize you've just wrote something way bleeding clever or funny….lol!!!! Use those buttons folks, its what they are invented for!!
And finally (apart from buying Letterbox Writes) (and don't be cheap and download a bleedin freebie!!!) get a really good idea and wring every last penny out of it.
Zombies.
My point.
Eventually (but I need the bleedin word count to get my royalties) zombies.
Great idea. Change the scenery – new film. Change the historical settings – new film. Change the actresses – get the idea? Easy peasy writage!!!!
The old days was no different. Even religious dudes. Bible Revs, mentions zombies.
Coming back from the dead and living forever, great idea for a film. Throw in a car chase with the Roman fuzz, give Jesus some rad knitting skills and wow!!!
Erm…ok..have to go, just got a bleeding great idea for my next screenplay!
Buy the Book (not the Bible, my Book – Letterbox Writes!) cool!!!!
