A Conversation for Scalextric
Orcus Started conversation Sep 26, 2002
OK, here's how it's done. Find a younger sibling or similar mug. Hold a scalextric car onto a piece of track and rev the engine to maximum whilst *not* allowing the car to move after a few moments of the engine screaming it should be red hot (note don't overdo this bit or you'll need a new car).
Now place the hot engine against the arm of the intended victim!
Mua ha ha ha ha!
Not that I would do such a thing. Oh no! Not me guv....
well, not for around 20 years anyway
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