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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Started conversation Sep 17, 2002
I am phobic about slugs.
I'm terrified that they are going to leap at my throat and suck out all my blood and they'll stick to me and I wont be able to get them off and I'll squash them and they'll be on me forever....
Heart races just thinking about them.
I have to walk around them leaving at least a 3 foot space, because of the leaping...
I have no idea where this fear come from. I know how stupid and irrational it is.
Anyone know of a cure for this stupidity? 
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incognito Posted Sep 17, 2002
i dont know of a cure but ill tell youu afunny story my wife was picking up some leaves as it had been raining but one of them wasnt a leaf it was adead slug and she squished it between her fingers i've never seen any body move as fast 
i know i shouldnt but it was really funny
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Sep 17, 2002
You are horrible. i would have been in such a panic. I would have died... i would have needed a sedative to stop the panic....
HONESTLY!
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Sep 17, 2002
Did you apologise and find some methylated spirits to get the goo off?
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incognito Posted Sep 17, 2002
i didnt have chance to get the meths as she frantically scrubbed her hands it was funny as i could see it was a slug but before i could say anything it was squish ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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