h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why, no matter what religion you look into do you always find a group of seemingly intelligent people who have to adopt a rigid stance, to set themselves apart from others for the sole purpose of proclaiming themselves to be better than.

Do they think that by doing so they inherintly assume a superior position, are they so consumed with their own self worth that they need to justify it by lessening the worth of others who don't share in their views or conform to their ideals.
Do they think that any person who would sincerely try to be balanced in their lives would consider for a moment an organisation so filled with bigotry and contempt. Could ever see oppression and ignorance as a way forward in their lives.

Those who, in the name of one religion or another, seek to harm others are poor embassadors for any God.

I am not a creationist.

Darwin rules!!!

Eighty Days! Who you tryin' to kid?

Mostly blind people. By putting bags in their way.

Hey Phil, thought we recognised the bags.

We feel like a rant, the news is so bad. You know the story, boy meets girl, falls over bag, blows up bus, boy falls over again and tanks roll back into Ramalah......again

Meanwhile back at the funny farm, Cherrie Blaire says "rain is wet" British Press scream "she's lying, it's a trick", "they made her have the baby to fool the electorate"(they can't do that! thats our job) and "quick. lets string em up".......again

The adult proffesionalism and high standards of our journalists are a credit to Ian Paisley, Maggie Thatcher and Black Rods everywhere.

Mr Le Pen could get a job here today, tomorrow, anytime soon.

Isn't Britain Great.

Dunno....

Frankly, that's the way it is no matter where you go.

But the Bigots Daily (DM) would have us believe that British is superior to "no matter where you go"(The we won the War zenophobic, couldn't possible co-operate or agree with any jolly foriegners, thats what the channels there for, brigade) would have you believe otherwise. They're rather fond of excluding others we think and let it be so, there's plenty of room on the Isle of Dogs for them.

DM might just stand for "Dog Manure".

I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way you do all the world over (I do, too, more often than is good for my mental well-being). But that's a good thing, isn't it? It means there are still people who are smarter than that Paisley guy (and his sort are not exactly exclusive to the Isle... ).

Sadly it is our lot to share our "Free Society"! with SCUM such as the Paisley's, Tindal's, Thatcher's and Archer's of this world. Isle of Dogs still sounds good to us though. There those of them that can read could recieve the Dog Manure free every day.

okay...

*clears throat*

Jorg Haider, Austria.
Christoph Blocher, Switzerland.
Schonhuber, Germany.
Jean-Marie LePen, France.
Silvio Muss- erm, Berlusconi, Italy.
David Duke, USA.

Just a few names that come to mind, the actual list would be longer than Osama's beard (okay... bad one).

So, no matter how angry you are, you aren't alone out there.

Besides, this is what living in a free society means - sharing it with scum like the people you mentioned.
Difficult as it may be, in some cases....

You are of course correct, our pain is that it is in our piece of the "free society" that the SCUM we refer to repeatedly want to play.

The Dogs Manure was prattling on the other day about Blunket giving away our rights to immunity from prosecution for offences committed in other countries. He'd apparently agreed on our behalf to a force of Euro-Cops entering any EU country and arresting a bad person without having to recourse to long winded extradition proceedings. In it's usual style of scare mongering DM warned of swarming teams of "foriegn" police entering the UK and carting off innocent citizens for life long incarceration without trial in some obscure corner of the continent. Implying that the system where someone can rob a bank or commit fraud here, then skip the country and evade justice for some condsiderable time across the cannel, (their capture, arrest and return for trial costing the equivelent of several Nurses annual salaries)is an idyle to be preserved at any price. The Journo who dreamed that one up was one of DM's finest.


We seem to have offended RD in "embarrassing moments et la", do you care to resume hostilities here you old Gas Bag?

*kicks Fogg in sweets - twice*

*returns from long stay in the hospital, punches Sue in the face*

Ready when you are....

It's proper name is "The Granny Frightener"

Not everyone who says that they are lovers of peace are who they say they are. You are defined more by what you do and how you treat people than by what you say. If I say I am a peaceful man and then shoot you with a gun, then I am speaking of "the peace of the grave." It is what we feels happens after life that drives our life on earth now. If you feel that it is all meaningless random nonsense, then what does it matter if you help an old lady across the street, or simply pave living humans over and then name it the street of traitors. There are many Christians who simply crusade to get some more of those wonderful spices and silks, as there are many Islamists who use drawings on a piece of paper as an excuse to use violence to endanger, or scare others. Don't be confused by slick Con Artists, they're everywhere.