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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Started conversation Jun 12, 1999
Why is it that whenever you come across a pair of drunkards, one is
always filthy, smelly, incoherent, blood-stained and barely able to
walk, while the other is far worse?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 20, 1999
Forty-two.
(I hope this is the answer you were looking for, otherwise, I don't know.)
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 20, 1999
Another possible answer is one has had 42 more drinks than the other
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
Maybe one had 4 gallons of whisky and the other only had 2.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 21, 1999
Balaam, the most elastic man in the bible, tied his ass to a tree and walked 42 kilometers to Jerusalem presumably doing a pub crawl along the way
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
That's a long way to walk with a tree tied to your ass.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 21, 1999
An earlier example was the messenger who in 490BC ran 42.195 kilometres (26 miles 385 yards) from Marathon to Athens then collapsed and died because he didn't stop for a beer.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
That'll teach him to ignore all the people at the side of the road handing out drinks. Mind you, you probably shouldn't run that kind of distance in fancy dress.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 21, 1999
An earlier example was the fancy dresses made using Cleopatra's Needles in approx 1422BC at Heliopolis a city near the apex of the Nile delta and the site of an early Egyptian brewery
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
So the ultimate question could be "What year came 1380 years after the year fancy dresses were made using Cleopatra's Needles at Heliopolis a city near the apex of the Nile delta and the site of an early Egyptian brewery?"
The one about Philippa Forrester was easier to understand.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 21, 1999
How about has Virginia Sexton of Scunthorpe got within her name and address the most profanity possiple in 4 words noting that one word contains only 2 letters.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
Maybe 42 is the number of people in Scunthorpe who have found that their ISP censors the word "Scunthorpe", forcing them to pretend that they live in some mythical place known as "Sconthorpe".
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 21, 1999
I think you are verging on cracking it. 42 people can't be abused by an isps taking the piss - not sober anyway
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 1999
So, the number of outraged Scunthorpe residents who got extremely drunk and torched the offices of their ISP?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 23, 1999
Incidentally isps and piss are anagrams of each other. There are 4 letters in each of them and there are 2 words. 42 appears in many spooky ways. Maybe the answer does lie in Scunthorpe.
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- 1: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 12, 1999)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 20, 1999)
- 3: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 20, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 1999)
- 5: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 21, 1999)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 1999)
- 7: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 21, 1999)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 1999)
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