A Conversation for Farts and Flatulence

Feel Good Fart Thread

Post 1


A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she lets out the most rip-roaring rectum-splitting fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop upright now.

As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely rug?"

He answers,

"Madam, if you farted when you felt the rug, you'll s**t yourself when you hear the price."


smiley - smiley

Feel Good Fart Thread

Post 2

1. FCV 1811 Helaaf GMC (or Helaaf in short) Helau! Alaaf! Carnival! Kamelle!

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more