A Conversation for Bottle-openers

If you can't open the bottle, you aren't old enough to drink the beer

Post 1

Captain Kebab

I discovered in my tender years that if you buy a bottle of beer with the intention of drinking it befoer you go home, a bottle opener may not be to hand.

Two things spring to mind.

1. It is no coincidence that many key-rings have a bottle opener incorporated.

2. If you hold a bottle with the edge of its cap against a garden wall, and strike the shoulder of the bottle firmly with your palm, you can get the cap off cleanly. Practice is required.


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If you can't open the bottle, you aren't old enough to drink the beer

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