h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thankfully I now live far enough away from most of my family for these to be a rare "treat". My childhood was punctuated with outings to some beach, park, or layby roughly 2 and a half hours drive away from home in order to eat curled ham sandwiches and drink lukewarm lemonade in the back seat of the car, because it would invariably rain. Unpleasant enough alone, but we would always have to meet with other family members, swap people around in the car & you can guarantee I'd be sat next to whoever was most likely to be car sick. Ew!