A Conversation for How to Write Bad Poetry

Unintentially bad poetry

Post 1

Kyra

My father wrote this to a woman at work he was 'only good friends' with:

Flowers flowers everywhere,
All to show you how I care
To me, Diane, is not enough
So this is why I send you flowers
To show my love
And make love ours

smiley - rofl


Unintentially bad poetry

Post 2

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Ah romance. smiley - love

The font of bad poetry.


Unintentially bad poetry

Post 3

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - space
I love you like the sun in the morning,
I love you like threats of global warming,
I love you at night, in the morning and in the day,
damn f bugger, if only ya were gay <
smiley - spacesmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - run


Unintentially bad poetry

Post 4

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

smiley - cry

That's so beautiful.


Unintentially bad poetry

Post 5

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Me thinks you does jest smiley - biggrin


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