h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I*m hooked on writing REAL BAD verse`
So Ive got one that has to be worse`
And ode it is to one, MC`
Whomsover and wherever MC may Be!`
And just for variety this time`
An ode becomes a nonsense rhyme`
Carcogenicdyspositia`
fascistiontonomasia im`
bigotryonesideddiatribia ergo`
Zilchaccomplisheconcretnia`
And if as BAD that does not excel`
I*ll eat my keyboard and my paper as well!`
samarkand

That's truly bad, O Samarkand,
But really, on the other hand,
I think that you should understand
Bad poems must be caref'ly pland.
Obscurity's a tricky tool
That cuts both ways, since any fool
Can write th'incomprehensibool -
Such cheating's reprehensibool.


Best regards,

Keep 'em coming!

Weeders

Thank you Weeders for your leaders
On how I must write Badder poetry
Badder, sadder , who knows , maybe madder
But it all depends a bit you see
On the strength of black ground beaned coffee
For that is what fuels my brain
And if they weaken or they strain
This most essential brew theres not
much that I can do
And heaven forbid it SHOULD but my poems
might get GOOD HELP!

from pedantic & perfect poets DELIVER US ALL YE GODS OF BAD POETS!!!

Have a nice day, Weeders!

That's so beautiful!

O SMoB -
I try and try and try
To find a rhyme for your name, but it's too much of a JoB,
And
I take it that "That's beautiful" refers to the butterfly -
The orange one of Samarkand....