h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My bad poetry is excellent. Not all my poems rhyme, not all make sense and all are too rude to write here.

I will now, however, attempt to add my amazing genius to this site.


"I sat down at a computer
To email a good friend.
But when I finished, I failed to find
The button which said 'send'.

I searched and searched, but still I couldn't
Find the button I sought
But then, alas, oh no,
I had an evil thought.

That computer now resides itself
At the bottom of the stairs,
In a smashed and crumpled heap
Next to my dad's old flares."

Sorry to butt in on your conversation, but if
Researcher "Farkal-Darr"
would go back to there own page and then click on the "EDIT PAGE" button and then write a little something about your self then a ACE can come and welcome you there properly
Sorry for interrupting your conversation

Manda

Farkal-Darr - I'm not sure that the sample of your verse that you append to your message can be rightly classified as bad, or even as excellent. Different, perhaps? Yes.

I wonder how rude poetry has to be in order to be unable to be posted here. I have in mind the following limerick. It is one of my favorites, and I dearly wish I had written it myself:

There was a young lady of Bude
Who appeared on the stage in the nude,
When a chap at the front
Shouted out "I smell C**t!"
Just like that - right out loud - bloody rude!