A Conversation for How to Write Bad Poetry

My poems!!!

Post 1

The Amazing Super Bob

Googles

google
shmoogle
fuggle
dooggle
no more googles
to finish the poem.

Fish

I see a fish
it is dead

Floor

The floor is hard
I don't like the color
I killed the floor

Angels

There are hot dogs falling from the sky
Oh My

Adam
Fag

Thats all for now!


My poems!!!

Post 2

Weeders

Amazing Super Bob -
Your verses are just the job.
I so much admired
Them that I felt inspired.
And you might like to make a note
Of what (under your influence) I wrote:

Your poems are brill.
They gave me a thrill.
Because of their skill.
They did not make me feel ill.

Although your last one was a fair cow:
It said "That's all for now."
I assure
You I'd like to see mure.
(Or)
I Implore
More

But don't worry -
There's no horry...


My poems!!!

Post 3

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

*sniffle*

They bring a tear to my eyes! smiley - cry


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