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Ode to an unwritten dissertation
thetreetree Started conversation Jan 21, 2002
I read your message whilst procrastinating,
Because i'm supposed to be doing my dissertation.
I thought it very educational
And also inspirational!
This morning I got up and thought
I'll do some work, I really ought
To. But after my scrambled eggs,
I layed out my work on my legs,
Then I watched the tv for a while
And then I went and checked my email
And then I found myself on this website.
I'd better stop now and go and write my dissertation or I might
Fail my degree!
I hope my poem has followed your advice well!
Ode to an unwritten dissertation
Weeders Posted Jan 21, 2002
Hi, thetreetree!
The proof of attainment in education
Bears little or no relation
To the form or content of anyone's dissertation.
But nevertheless I am
Convinced that a dissertation is a better indication
Than an exam.
Ode to an unwritten dissertation
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 23, 2002
How beautiful!
Ode to an unwritten dissertation
thetreetree Posted Jan 23, 2002
Now you're just showing off to an amateur! 
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