h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok everyone opnions on this poem by a friend:

Manicure I mean Manure,
My puttied eyes can se you;
I have a small and tepid pie
but not as smelly as a fly...
How are the cheeses fragrance A?
and are the bibble Jesus?
And what of dyslexic Joe,
The paper cuts and sneezes?

Hi Lizardboy - I like your poem
But - as to the cheeses you mention -
I'm afraid I don't know'em...
Though if they waft my way the fragrances will no doubt draw attention

Ah I regret to say it is a friend's poem, I posted it for them, but the cheeses were almost certainly Roquefort, and you should smell them any moment.