h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about the old corny limericks/nursery rhymes......

There was an old man from Caerphilly
Who has an enormous w*lly
While fishing by night
It supported a light
That over-endowed man from Caerphilly

or what about the young man from venus??

mary has a little lamb
she tied to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and turned into nylon

mary had a little rotweiller
she thought it was a cow
one day she tried to milk it
there is nothing of her left now

mary had a little rotweiller
she took it into school
but when it ate up all the kids
i bet she felt a fool

mary had a little dress
with a slit right up the side
and everywhere that mary went
people could see inside
mary had another dress
with a slit right up the front
but she never wore that one



share and enjoy

thompy

I don't care how bad those were, I really liked them. Best laugh of today.

Thanks,

Fruitbat