A Conversation for How to Write Bad Poetry
Haiku!
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Started conversation Jun 25, 2001
Haiku's are great. This is one I stole fromt the film "Fight Club."
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The Queen is their slave.
Haiku!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jun 25, 2001
We have lots of fun with them at the haiku challenge. 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A494291
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Hildegarde Posted Jul 1, 2001
If there is no mo
tor in the car it will not go.
Also true with gas.
Thank you.
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 8, 2001
Expressing yourself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
I thank you.
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Aug 13, 2001
I can't write haiku's (5)
So please don't make me try to (7)
I'll just look stupid (5)
Woohoo!
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Milliway Posted Jan 31, 2002
I like traffic lights
but only when they're yellow
It means go faster
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deemikay Posted Feb 2, 2002
Here's a haiku by someone called Ron Padgett (I've no idea who he is).
First: five syllables
Second: seven syllables
Third: five syllables
Commit it to memory and you need never forget how to write one again!!
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Haiku!
- 1: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Jun 25, 2001)
- 2: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 3: Hildegarde (Jul 1, 2001)
- 4: Hoovooloo (Aug 8, 2001)
- 5: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Aug 13, 2001)
- 6: Milliway (Jan 31, 2002)
- 7: deemikay (Feb 2, 2002)
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