h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

its Greg!

Noooo, what have you unleashed on us all???


Hi greg, good to see you.

Well 2legs has his wish, lord knows what he'll take up now??

Advanced flower arranging... or chrochet... always wanted to be able to chrochet.. or... maybe...

Oh dear. What have I done?

You have unleashed the full untamed untapped and unpalitable might of the ancient Bacon gods via the power of the mighty Chincha gods Even now as we speak the chincha gods are stomping the earth, in their little chinchilla hopping ways with their soft fur and leather spiked collars, ready to attack and unleash... something even more weird and wonderful than wahtever it was that was released the last time something was released

So I suppose I should confess now that I copied the pose from an old coat of arms with a badger rampant, lest that confound matters?

greg is rampant



My apologies Mala for that :D

Badger chinchilla kinda makes sense really

Did the old coat of arms with badger rampant also have spiky collar?

for entry and illustration.

No, but somehow, this one called for it...

I admire 2legs' dedication, writing an excellent article just to get a Greg for his PS

I didn't know a single thing about Chinchillas other than vaguely how big they were/what they looked like, before I wrote the article... What shall I do one on next?

Don't worry, I found myself writing one about lemmings for no particular reason once...

oo I like lemmings... preferabably with a good quantity of bomay saffire gin and some tonic water... I must see if I can quickly find somethign to write a small entry on before Xmas... I was* thinking about more on chinchillas... but there is only so much you can write about what was aa fairly flimsy joke to start with *thinks*

I'm sure you'll come up with another flimsy joke soon

Thanks... I think There must be somethign.... *thinks*