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I need help! I am going home on leave next week....and I am taking a Victoria Secrets model out on a date. I have known her for years, and most likely, I will be one happy sailor by the end of the nihgt. anybody got any pointers on the old you-know-what?

You lucky B*d, I have no tips on that score. But have you got any for picking up underwear models?

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I actually had a male friend of mine ask me that question. All I replied was:

"Well, can you find a clitoris?"

"Ummm, yeah. . ."

"You're all right then!"

Unfortunately there are some men who refuse to do this. Cheers to the ones who will. And as for the ones who won't - may they never receive a blow job.

Pleasure old chap. I think it is important to take things as they come or is that Klum. Anyway the really important thing,pay attention, is never to talk with your mouth full.

That's just as important for the other party by the way.

Relax and enjoy it, and if all else fails show her your £10 million yacht, that usuallly does the trick.

amen!
*bg*

I think any man who recieves pleasures such as those should be only too happy to return the favor, otherwise they are a selfish pig.

Personally I like to make sure the woman enjoys herself at least as much as I do, so I do this for her before I try doing anything for myself.

BTW, I am a man who CAN find a womans clitoris, have done more then a few times, and it was worth it each time

Hehehe.... You guys have no idea how happy I was to stumble on this forum. My boyfriend & I have been trying for quite a while to not only increase my pleasure, but to find some tips on new ways to do so on the net. He's eager to please, but not wisened in the ways of fournication.

Hooray for sex!!

Boyfriend's back tomorrow... but going through immense paranoia today...

*Now* I'm sore... but it was great...

He's *finally* worked out wher the clitoris is...

And was it in Borneo after all?

Ah... this was post-Borneo...

I meant was the clitoris he found in Borneo

Ah... I see...

When did the queen of red fish become a daughter of god?

Haha... it was by a quirk of fate; I managed to kill a Jedi Knight and exorcise a ghoul-thing, and so naturally I claimed myself to be the Daughter of God... If you don't quite understand, it's all recorded for posterity at: http://www.h2g2.com/F16034?thread=56046&post=595070

And it's queen of the GOLDFISH, don't you know...

So tell us, 138288, how did it work out with the Victoria's Secret model?

If your going out with a model from Victoria's Secret why would you need any tips on sex of any kind. If you had what it takes to get her interested in you the rest should just follow.