h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It wasn`t me!.....loks furively @ feet...exits sharpish whilst whistling.

Anyone ever play "The Kevin Bacon Game"? Seems to me that the word sex plays the main role of that game on this website.

YES PLEASE

Ahh! yes..sex... Let's see, yes..I remember that, I think it was when
I was single..now how long ago was that?....20+ years ago, well well
time just flies when something's missing, thank god 4 chat-rooms

I don't care if i sound naive, but could somebody tell me what is the Kevin Bacon game, when its at home??

No, although it is possible to do it yourdelf-So to speak

If I got you a burger yesterday will you plessure me now?

:c)

It's been so long since I have had sex that I have to fake it when having a hand shandy

Well, it's really the most times typed world in the Internet. Why not building a new key in the keyboard? It could be just right to "soccer" and left to "money"? Better if it is alone under the space bar, so as you can pressed it with your nose, without having to use a hand for it. Understandable most male human beings would find this very "handy".
I must confess that I typed it conciously, explicitly and looking behind me so as nobody can see my screen. But I just only did it for research purposes...better if you don't ask which kind of.

Here's something vaguely fun:
If you have Microsoft Word 6.0, type in zzzz and do a spell check.
...betcha cant geuss what it recommends as a spelling change

I'll give sex for anything!....

An interesting pheonominan with this copy of the hitch-hikers guide is that, regardless of what you type in, the search engine always seams to bring up something that you want. Or, at least, that is what the designers would have you believe. This isn't a design flaw but an added extra that searches in inner reaches of your mind and extrapolates the data to give you something that is almost, but not quite, entirely not what you originally typed.

Why is it called a hand shandy...

Have you ever seen what happens when you shake a shandy... Ahhhh! I see! ;-b

I beleive there is a certain risk involved in one night stands and that is why they are better than sex with a long term partner. The two scenarios satisfy different needs.

At present I'm having a great sex life. I've finally got my desire back after having a baby and suffering from postnatal depression. It's like learning about my partner all over again. And there is increased excitment as there is always a feeling that the baby is going to interrupt.

I have never gone to bed with an ugly women but have woken up
with plenty of them. Spooky.

How unoriginal can you get?

A limerick writer called Clive
got stuck on line five
could think of no more
so stopped at line four

What is wrong with you Clive? We are all talking about sex when you come in with that stupid lymaric thing! Well frankly at least it was a change from the subject of S.E.X (Sex Equals Xtra-pleasure)!!!

Just wondering if this the forum for masterbation, can anyone help

yes,
grip,
pink purple
pink purple
ooohh
aaarrr
where's the tissue