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Lares-The-Lost Posted Jul 24, 1999
If you think life sucks, then you are possibly already partially dead. Please confer with your health-care provider in regards to this unfortunate situation. What kind of flowers should I send your family?
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NeverBob Posted Jul 25, 1999
If death is the end of cellular respiration, then life must be the presense thereof. Therefore, if life sucks, that implies that it is still breathing, and cannot, by definition, be death.
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Sir_Head Posted Jul 25, 1999
I'd just like to say that I have been dead for 3 years now and it is extremely
overated... 
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Sir_Head Posted Jul 27, 1999
The funeral was good. Lots of lovely flowers and music. It went downhill from
there (literally) and I have been stuck in this box ever since. Dark, damp
and damn uncomfortable...
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Sir_Head Posted Jul 28, 1999
Actually it is a palmtop with voice recognition ;-P Very space saving. Keeps
me sane otherwise I'd lose it being dead and all...
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John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Jul 28, 1999
"Never Bob's ir head" ... Doesn't that prove there's a hand directing the universe?
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NeverBob Posted Jul 31, 1999
I believe it is more of a tightly-closed fist. And one that is blissfully unaware of what the other fist is doing, at that.
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shewhoguards Posted Jul 31, 1999
Mind you it must be easy to connect it to the phonelines, you must be just about parrellell to them.
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Sir_Head Posted Aug 1, 1999
I tap into the lines right next to my coffin... No one notices.
To NeverBob - Gotta love rigor mortis hey...
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 5, 1999
Perhaps she Melvined him. It worked for Bill and Ted.
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NeverBob Posted Aug 7, 1999
Rigor mortis does make trimming the nails a bit difficult. But my typing speed remains unchanged, unfortunately.
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shewhoguards Posted Aug 8, 1999
Get a mike so you can just speak straight on. Unless your voicebox has rotted away
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NeverBob Posted Aug 8, 1999
Voicebox is fine, just a bit dry. Jaw fell off a couple weeks ago though.
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Sir_Head Posted Aug 11, 1999
Well, I had my voice synthesised and then programmed
to my soul (found out it apparrently lives on) which was
handy because I am just mostly bone these days...
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Ironic Joke Posted Aug 12, 1999
Death..? What is it good for..? Personally, I quite like the idea of a neverending party... but with a modern twist .. I want to be able to drink and drive !! Well, if ur dead anyway, what is there to worry about??
Of course this would have to happen in another plane... but how would u put a road in a plane??
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NeverBob Posted Aug 13, 1999
I've seen a few airlines put a plane in the road, but that's a different forum altogether...
Death is good for you!
Mad Max Posted Mar 19, 2000
Too old to remember the white spot? It happens every time time the TV goes off -what are you talking about. You must have one of those "new fangled" colour TV's (I'm a student -I'm still watching the same TV I was when I was about 4 years old).
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- 42: NeverBob (Jul 25, 1999)
- 43: Sir_Head (Jul 25, 1999)
- 44: shewhoguards (Jul 26, 1999)
- 45: Sir_Head (Jul 27, 1999)
- 46: NeverBob (Jul 27, 1999)
- 47: Sir_Head (Jul 28, 1999)
- 48: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Jul 28, 1999)
- 49: NeverBob (Jul 31, 1999)
- 50: shewhoguards (Jul 31, 1999)
- 51: Sir_Head (Aug 1, 1999)
- 52: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Aug 5, 1999)
- 53: NeverBob (Aug 7, 1999)
- 54: shewhoguards (Aug 8, 1999)
- 55: NeverBob (Aug 8, 1999)
- 56: Sir_Head (Aug 11, 1999)
- 57: Ironic Joke (Aug 12, 1999)
- 58: NeverBob (Aug 13, 1999)
- 59: Mad Max (Mar 19, 2000)
- 60: cyrillion (May 30, 2000)
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