h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like the one on the car in Fight Club, that says "Recycle your Animals". That may just be because I'm weird.

I want a bumper sticker that says "I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa" or "Who would Jesus bomb?"

My fave from this is "Clap one hand if you love Buddha"

If you can read this another b*'s stuck a f*ing bumper sticker on my car withour f*ing permission... again.

the only one i can remember is

IF YOU CAN READ THIS STICKER THEN SOMONE HAS STOLEN MY CARAVAN.

or

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE YOULL SPILL IT.

or

there is an insurance co called arnott and they gave out stickers saying.

WE ARNOTT INSURED.

i cant think of anymore at the moment.

Is there a line between bumper sticker humour and toilet wall philosophy?
"Bumper stickers: as seen on a toilet wall near you"

Yes there is. Bumper stickers usually have all the words spelled right.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

how about;

I do not think, therefore I am not?

though there are many good ones!
Toilet wall stuff where I live is often similar to bus shelter messaging, as in, 'dave is gay', or 'sharleeen is a fat f**k'

Had to jump in here, but a bit late. A buddy/coworker of mine and I originated the "Visualize Whirled Peas" sticker. It was just before the Gulf War (the war that we actually won). The "Visualize World Peace" stickers didn't seem too effective in creating world peace, and they needed to be skewered a bit. Hence the sticker.

Yeah it's just a pun--we like blenders, and have absolutely nothing against peas, except that my wife can't stand to eat them.

"Life is a Cabernet"