h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I giggle to myself each time I see the larger Jesus Fish consuming a smaller Darwin Fish, but not because I think it is "witty" or "clever". These silly folks truly lead a confused and unexamined life, since their bumper adornments clearly indicate their SUPPORT for evolutionary theory/"survival of the fittest", which would essentially prove Darwin correct. It's also a little sad that they'll probably never comprehend this level of their own joke...

Sapota,
I giggle too, when I see people write about things they have no knowledge in. You think just because the Truth Fish is eating the darwin fish that we are supporting the evolution THEORY? NO! Our Fish created your silly little fish. The 'Survival of the Fittest' means we will live forever with Jesus Chirst, not die off and go to hell. I am not trying to be rude, but you are making it very hard. I hope one day you come to see the Truth, and when you do please don't be hard on yourself for putting us down. It is always easier to talk about things you have no knowledge in.

Aparently Sapota was right.

(Yanichka hums quietly, hoping someone will ask her what she is humming so she can answer, "It's a new song I'm working on. So far all I have is 'And they'll know us by the crap we have stuck on our car...'")