A Conversation for Soy Sauce
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You are so-o-o-o BUSTED!
Livzy Posted Dec 22, 2000
It's a well known fact that BCFC clothing are sacred and anyone found abusing said items are taken from their beds at 4.30 am, tied up with scellotape and rolled down the nearest abandoned mineshaft with goose grease smeared all over their naked bodies.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Neither, thank you very much...
FG Posted Jan 2, 2001
...I would prefer a wet noodle. Preferably with pasta sauce and parmesan cheese on it.
Pasta's off..
Livzy Posted Jan 2, 2001
...howzabout a nice crisp lettuce leaf smothered in thick creamy fromage frais?
Or an enormous fruit flan with creme fraiche?
Or a huge big fat cock...........tail?
Ooooh, how original, how daring, how...
FG Posted Jan 2, 2001
...common. Cock.......tail? I expect better from you.
If there's to be a spanking, I think you deserve it after that.
Drop 'em and bend over.
*hangs head in shame*
Livzy Posted Jan 2, 2001
yeah - it was a bit crap!
*assumes the position and awaits punishment*
Here's the windup, and there's the pitch!
FG Posted Jan 2, 2001
*slaps Livzy's bottom swiftly and violently*
There, there, stop your crying. That hurt me more than it did you.
*holds up sprained hand as evidence*
Pull your pants back up, please. The whiteness of your butt is blinding me.
*OUCH*
Livzy Posted Jan 3, 2001
*Having learnt his lesson Livzy makes a new new years resolution not to say "cock" again - Ooops! Broken it already!*
*OUCH*
FG Posted Jan 3, 2001
Resolutions ARE made to be broken.
If you use it again, make sure it is only in the most elegant, scintillating, informative, and witty context.
*tries and fails to think of where "cock" might be any of the above*
Know of any?
Leave it with me..
Livzy Posted Jan 5, 2001
*Livzy is STILL searching for a legitimate use for the word "cock" without it seeming to contrived*
Cluck, cluck
FG Posted Jan 6, 2001
I think this is your big opportunity to intelligently discuss the habits of the male chicken, AKA the...
Awwww, for Pete's sake!
FG Posted Jan 9, 2001
Fine. Just squander a perfectly good contrived conversational opening for the word "cock".
Sheesh. Some people.
Awwww, for Pete's sake!
Livzy Posted Jan 9, 2001
*Livzy looks around to check if there are any nuns or vicars around before pulling out a huge wad of dubious pictures and the worlds biggest block of morrocan hashish*
Awwww, for Pete's sake!
FG Posted Jan 11, 2001
Oh dear. This isn't sounding very wholesome.
Dubious pictures? Of roosters and hens cavorting, perhaps?
Sorry, wrong room.
TheAardvark Posted Apr 10, 2001
Ever wish you hadn't stumbled upon a conversation? I'll just be going now.
*walks quietly and slowly toward the door hoping not to have interupted the conversational flow*
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