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Soy Capitan...
Livzy Started conversation Nov 27, 2000
Yo no soy "sauce" soy capitan...
la la la la la bamba,
la la la la la bamba,
soy capitan
soy capitan
bamba bamba
bamba bamba
Soy Capitan...
FG Posted Dec 11, 2000
Yo hablo muy poco y mal Espanol. Y mal Deutsche. "Domo arigato" es no Espanol, es Japanese. Tu comprendes? Auf wiederschein!
Soy Capitan...
Livzy Posted Dec 11, 2000
OK, so my Spanish and my German are both s***e!
Tybed os ydach chi'n gallu siarad Cymraeg?
Soy Capitan...
FG Posted Dec 11, 2000
Either that's a title of a Led Zeppelin song, or that's Welsh...in either case no speakee Welshee or 70's rockee, Senor. Iay peaksay Igpay Atinlay. Oday ouyay?
Soy Capitan...
Livzy Posted Dec 12, 2000
*Livzy - having a really really short attention span is now bored of this linguistic sparring so goes down the pub*
Fancy a pint, Fraulein?
No pleasing some people
Livzy Posted Dec 15, 2000
..is there?
How about a nice round of pumpernickel and a good old singsong round the oompah wearing my bestest leiderhosen and picking through my jar of pickled saurkraut..
No pleasing some people
FG Posted Dec 15, 2000
How about downing some flagons of honey mead, traipsing around the May Pole, and having a snog while eating some steak and kidney pie or fish and chips? Better yet, we can drink ourselves stupid while we go for a roll in the coal under Milkwood.
Xenophobia rules - OK!
Livzy Posted Dec 19, 2000
Aren't stereotypes wonderful things?
You can judge absolutely everything about a person you've never met just by knowing which country they come from!
Fan-f*****g-tastic!
Saves ever having to bother to actually talk to them!
Meow--Aren't We Catty?
FG Posted Dec 19, 2000
My goodness. Temper tantrums are so attractive. A little sensitive about the drinking habits, poetry, cuisine, and mining history of the Welsh are we?
Strange, since neither of us *is* actually Welsh...
However, I *am* German. You didn't see me getting my panties in a twist...
Meow!
Calm yerself, woman !!
Livzy Posted Dec 19, 2000
I guess sarcasm isnt really as obvious electronically - perhaps I should have included a couple of " 
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No offence intended - I'm far too busy singing in a mass voice choir and chopping leeks to be truly offensive.
Catch you later
Calm yerself, woman !!
FG Posted Dec 19, 2000
Leek chopping, eh? Sounds positively delightful.
You couldn't catch me if you tried.
Run, run, as fast as you can..
Livzy Posted Dec 20, 2000
yeah!
thats EXACTLY what the gingerbread man said before I cooked and ate the cheeky little snotrag
With new, improved snotrag flavoring!
FG Posted Dec 20, 2000
Unfortunately for you, I'm not coated with frosting, nor filled with ginger. I'm primarily composed of squirrels.
Nut?
Rodent pie
Livzy Posted Dec 20, 2000
Squirrels, I find, taste best slightly on the rare side with a red berry and claret sauce.
*Livzy takes a huge handful of nuts and promptly chokes on a kernel*
(Huge coughing and eventual "evacuation" of stomach contents)
Phew ! Thats better !
Sorry about your shoes! It'll wash off, honest!
Rodent pie
FG Posted Dec 20, 2000
Those aren't shoes. That's filth encrusted on my hairy feet.
*wipes said feet on Livzy's Bangor City Football Club jersey*
Oh well, no use crying over smeared vomit.
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- 5: Livzy (Dec 11, 2000)
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