h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL!

That is definitely one of the best, most informative and most instructional Entries I have ever read in the Guide!

Reading it remebered me of the (thanks God) only time that mishap happened to me, and ouch, just thinking about that hurted again!

You are right: Rescue personal have seen worse, that's what I know from my very own experience (I used to do that job for some years.)!




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I would agree that this entry covers an *ahem* sensitive topic very well, without resorting to even the mildest crudeness. Just think of all the young men who might be saves from pain and embarrassment.

Yipskip - another pain I've not experienced - entries like this make me feel lucky!

Or am I missing out?

Would like to add my voice to the growing chorus of approval..

Really funny, informative, and polite.

Marvellous! Classic!

oh and just one thing:

*OH*...*MY*...*GOD*...I *NEVER* want this to happen to me!

I'm confused now as to button first/button last... (see Sho's info in other thread.)

*suddenly worried about prevention and preoccupied with images of the cure*

Afrael (crosslegged)

*Thankful her reproductive organs were on the inside*
A very good entry, I might add, informative for mums of little boys who ~may~ inadvertently cause this problem in the haste of preparing her son for school. *Ahem*

A humerous entry, however two points I've learned over the years were left out.
Step 1: For prevetion.
I use the tuck the zip method. If the member in question is pointing south, it it less likely to get in the way of the "Jaws of Death" as, say, the northward approach.
Step 2: Doing the unstuck.
Zippers, though remarkable at holding together, have one major (built in) fail device. If the pull tab or clasp at the bottom of the zipper ar not both on the zipper, the zipper will fall apart. This valuable piece of knowledge will get you unstuck from any such pain situation if you cut the zipped part below the impediment. I think every man will agree that destroying you Levi's is a small price to pay for averting further injury.
One last note of caution:
If said member runs the risk of bleeding profusley once escaping this zipper, asking for assistence is a good idea before preforming the operation simply because even a man with the greatest constitution with find himself faint or immobile at first sight of the outcome.

I think a great follow up article to this conversation would be the explination of why little girls should be taught *NOT* to kick little boys between the legs.
"but that's just my opinion, I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller

Allegedly, there is greater potential *damage* done to females kicked in that area - though less pain. Dunno how true that is...

~ouch~
I wouldn't like to be kicked anywhere, it's bad enough being elbowed on a soft boob by a bony elbow belonging to earlier mentioned son

I believe a similar predicament may be had at the hands ( ? ) of a young lady with a small gap between her teeth!! (You work it out)

Bassman

Or if said young lady has braces...
N.
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