h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Clipboard and the CR Atnos meet him there, and watch out the window.]

[CR Atmos] :

This is also one of the best parts of our job.

clip, this is where you continue to describe the explosion.....

This is fun!

[OK, anyone who's seen the "Sympathy For the Devil" episode of Cowboy bebop should have an idea of what's about to happen...

The explosion is enormus. A huge blue concussion flattens a northern forest on the earth, leveling the trees and turning them to ash. the moon is pushed down towards the earth, and the oceans rapidly tide towards it. Before it can hit the atmosphere, some kind of tear opens in space, breaks off a fifth of the moon, and sucks it up like a mini black hole. The force of the space tear drags most of what was left of the moon back into place, and then closes. The moon is left with a fith missing, and debries scatterd around it and the earth.]

[Clipboard] :

Damn, that was huge!

[CR Atmos] :

Somebody should warn the international space station... Looks like the earth is going to be seeing meteor showers for a while now.

(NOW blackened and smoking)

*cough*

I should have gotten online sooner...

yeah!!!! Now thats how I like it!

We sould go tell KL and Affy and all of that.

I've hinted at it in the court, give them time to find out......

Weren't you supposed to issue a direct response to the "Super Secret Project" forum as per KL's orders, thus providing KL with the distraction he needed in that forum to swipe a super secret project? The Court versions can't do a thing about it because Affy's under trial and KL is currently (and will probably remain for quite some time) on the witness stand. Just as a reminder.

Good god, this forum could turn into another STUMPED courtroom!

(Pull back into dramatic crane shot, from a cliff)

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

What's going on? The moon isn't falling in this forum, but it is in the stumped court! Should we correct this, or dismiss them as seperate continuities?

I wanted to see their reaction I'll correct it, meanwhile you do that project thing

What project?

I see you've posted the explosion to the court forum. My mistake.

I posted that very impressive explosion in the court room to fix things up. you go ahead and post it to the super secret project forum so our mission is accomplished

I've posted it. Mission complete.

*Uhhhhhh*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!