A Conversation for The Moon

Moon "landing"

Post 21

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos start stuffing everything that looks even remotely valuble into burlap sacks.]

[CR Atmos] :

This is one of te best parts of our job.


Moon "landing"

Post 22

Redfox

(Watching the plundering)

Hey, what's in the corner over there?

(Walks over to corner. Gets a smiley - wow like expression.)

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

(Is Standing in front of a Gold sphere roughly 6 1/2 feet around)

Have fun, You guys.


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Post 23

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos to an even bigger gold spehere sitting next to the one RF found.]

[Clipboard] :

ALL Right! It's "the sphere" of Michael Chriton fame!

[CR Atmos] :

Didn't that thing actualize people's nightmares?

[Clipboard] :

yes it did.

[Clipboard Crams the sphere into a burlap sack and says "we'll usee it later"]


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Post 24

Redfox

(Hopes that Clip dosen't have many bad dreams)

smiley - yikes

(Also hopes he dosen't put maliscious thoughts into action)


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Post 25

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard thinks about the spehere being a little smaller, so that maybe he could carry the damn thing.]


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Post 26

Redfox

(Forhead creases, and he begins to sweat. A slight rumbling, and several clods of dirt fall. The sphere is now levitating about 2' off of the ground, and under his control. The sweat and creases go away.)

Heh. Tetsuo style.

And it DOES pay to be an elemental mage.


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Post 27

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Give me my sphere back, you jerk.


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Post 28

Redfox

No problem. I'm just carrying it for you, you can have it back.

I just figured that you'd have more trouble than me carrying it.


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Post 29

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard] :

We should get around to crashing this thing soon. Also, give back the sphere.


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Post 30

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

right......


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Post 31

Redfox

Okay.

(Drops it on his foot)
(accidently)

smiley - yikes


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Post 32

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

Computer! Increase speed to flank, intercept course with the moon.

[Over the intercom system] All droids drones and other sentient beings, proceed with immediate evac, we are on a collision course with the moon, evac now!


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Post 33

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Uses the sphere to shrink all his loot, then loads it into a sack.]


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Post 34

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)


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Post 35

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard] :

Yeah, about that... You want to use the lurking machine to leave, or just teleport?


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Post 36

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

well, either way I need to morph with my other self on my ship about 250 klicks away, would you like to watch the fireworks from there?


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Post 37

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[A shadow appears on the ground, and Clipboard and the CR Atmos step onto it.]

[Clipboard] :

Sure, lets roll.


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Post 38

Jimi X

X:

Summon the 'droids to bring out their sandtrap rakes to smoothover all the prints the amateurs left on *my* moon

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 39

Redfox

(Blackened and smoking)

*cough*

Sholda got on sooner...


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Post 40

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Those posts would make a lot more sense if we had actually crashed into the moon...


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