h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would just like to say that Hans Moleman is not an old man, he is actually 31 years old.

31 years?!? How do you know?

I watched a Simpsons episode in which Hans was at a drink rehab session.

Ned Flanders is 60 years old.

Which episode was that? (By the way, Hans' driver's license says his name is "Ralph Mellish")

In one episode, Homer is made to go to an AA meeting where Hans claims 'I'm 31 years old'

And, Homer blows Flanders up about his age in an episode where they are both at the Kwik-E-Mart and Homer is 2nd in Line, while Flanders is getting served and using a pensioner's discount card, the following sunday, Homer makes a big appearance in front of everyone as "innocent Flanders" is about to read from the bible, at this point, Flanders has to admit he is not in his 40's at all, but to the much shock of the congregation, he is actually in his early 60's!

Chris.

That was actually a car wash that Flanders was using his senior discount at. And Marge was looking at the discount tapes of Loggins and Messina and other craptabulous bands, according to Bart.