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Numbskull by Beatrice

Runty mutt turns stunts, but dumb cur hurts


Rusty hut’s shut, but Thurs bus must run


Burly nun hunts furry bunny, but shuns funny spurts


Hush, Shut up, lusty guru just burnt crusty bun


Crumbs!

Urdu hurdy-gurdy grunt sung by gutsy Lulu


Yummy Mummy? Slummy Mummy?


UK chum sucks curly wurly, thumbs surly Zulu


Brush plum Turk rug thus, murmur glumly,


Shucks.

Dull slug grubs - unlucky bunch


Fund us; curtly drum us up sums 2 junk


Crunch nutty brunch, duck 4 pub lunch


Sup rum punch, much Burgundy drunk,


Burp!

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