h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Each day should have at least one good thing listed for each bad thing that happened on a particular day of each month. It is depressing to find out that the only thing worth noting on your birthday was a tragedy.
Makes me consider live organ donation (see Monty Python's Meaning of Life).

Good point! We'll see if we can add, little by little, positive dates where we can.

And I've recently put in loads of air crashes and train disasters...

What a coincidence, I used to have an award for people who helped me with my major project at my last employment called SHREC (sic) meaning Storage-Holding-Requirements-Equipment-Capacities. What can I say, you work with what you got. I gave away the SCHREK toy riding a dragon as my "trophy” I would write my "thank you" on the wing. What is the improbability of you (SchrEck Inc.) replying to one of my comments?

I'll keep looking for your data you promised, I've got so many happy things in my life that with my birthday coming up, I'll need some tragedy to keep my grounded. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

Have a pleasant day,
R_R