A Conversation for Baseball
Very important: No beer after 7th inning
M.R. Jaxson Started conversation Sep 27, 2000
In a mad rush toward political correctness, nearly every American professional baseball team has adopted the terrible rule of selling no alcohol after the seventh inning. Now, granted, at $4 or $5 per beer in most Major League stadiums, you really can't afford to drink all that much. But you must plan ahead!
Here's a foolproof trick to make the most of the seventh inning. At the top of the seventh, get a beer on the way to the bathroom. Drink that beer while going to the bathroom, making sure to keep the cup and toilet separate (very important!). Then, on the way back to your seat, purchase another beer. This should help you make it until the end of the game.
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