h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I frequent all girls floors and i must say that much of the above is true, and it scares the living sh*t out of me.

The floor above mine was an all female one. One night having got into an advanced state of refreshment celebrating something, it being tuesday I think, my friends, assisted by my roomate dumped me on their floor. When I woke up I discovered all I was wearing was a duvet.
Normally this would make for an amazing fantasy but the memory still brings me out in a cold sweat to this day.
Women can be very scary when you are clad only in two inches of fake duck down.

I just want to know why women would choose to behave so much differently when men are around. I mean, I've seen how much better men treat beautiful women than average or homely women, but is it worth all that time and effort? It's like working for tips instead of working for real wages. Spend that time on actual personal improvement (reading, working out, playing music) rather than on temporary skin-deep stuff (makeup, carefully matching clothes,etc).

Believe it or not, women don't do these things solely to gain attention from the menfolks. For example, many girls at all-girls schools still spend a decent amount of time (not to mention money) on hair, makeup, and clothes.


Mikey (a girl, BTW)