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As we've discussed before, on many occasions, I have this disgusting habit of telling lies. Not only that, but I document them by sitting down and pounding them onto paper or a keyboard. This fitful preoccupation I have with the perversion of truth apparently has no cure. My wife refuses to read my writings because she would be forced to ask questions and despite any usefulness to her that the answers might provide on an informational or spiritual level, it is the questions that I would ask in return, in a Socratic manner, that she wishes to avoid. And who is to say that she is not better off than, possibly, me, who can't avoid them?

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More reasons why vacation plans should always include an escape from logic:

1. 8:57 AM
My friend, the Mistress, part 3
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
My Friend, the mistress, part 2
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
My Friend, the mistress, part 1
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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